Farrah Fawcett should have been on the Oscar's dead people tribute. Let's see, how could they have made time? Ideas?

The academy makes me sick anyway, so why should this be any different? Oh yeah, because Farrah is a Texas Ex, and as the Cityism chief, it’s my job to look out for my homies.

Bruce Davis stands behind his decision because she was “known more for the television work for which she was honored at the Emmy’s.” What? Is Michael Jackson known more for his movies than his music? Michael deserved to be there, but so did Farrah.

The elitist idiot went on to say, “There’s nothing you can say to people, particularly to family members, within a day or two of the show that helps at all….” Well, yes there is something you can say. You can admit you were wrong.

Davis also said time was a factor. This is where it gets laughable. How about shaving a few centuries off the inexplicably long interpretive dance number?

I can think of a number of other places the four-hour show could have been shortened to give Farrah her five seconds. If you will let me me know yours, I’ll compile them and send them to the Academy so that maybe next year, no one gets hurt.